Calm Your Tits: Aromatic Backup for Loud Days
When everything is a little too much, Calm Your Tits brings a soft botanical aroma of lavender, cananga, sweet orange, bergamot, cedarwood, and clary sage. Mist the air, freshen your linens, or use it as a lightly scented body spritz when you want the room—and your general vibe—to smell less chaotic.
How to use: Shake well and mist lightly into the air or onto linens. Test fabrics in a hidden area first. For body use, patch test before broader application and avoid the face, eyes, and broken skin. Citrus essential oils may increase sun sensitivity, so avoid direct sun and UV exposure after applying it to skin. If pregnant or nursing, review the ingredients with a qualified healthcare professional.
Ingredients: Made with 100% organic ingredients: Distilled Water, Essential Oils of Lavender, Cananga, Sweet Orange, Bergamot, Cedarwood, and Clary Sage.
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “A lifesaver for both of us!”
Before Calm Your Tits, our household was… intense. My partner’s hot flashes were like living with a fire-breathing dragon in a sauna—beautiful and fierce, but occasionally terrifying. Every time the thermostat wars began, I prepared myself for battle: “It’s hot!” “No, it’s freezing!” The struggle was real. Then we discovered this magical little bottle of calm-in-a-spray. One spritz of Calm Your Tits, and the fire-breathing turned into a cool, serene breeze. I swear I heard angels singing. My partner cooled down, I stopped tiptoeing around the thermostat, and peace was restored. Now, when the heat strikes, we both just reach for the spray, take a deep breath (it smells AMAZING, by the way), and laugh instead of fight. This stuff didn’t just save my partner—it saved our snack budget. Less arguing, more snacks. 10/10, will never let us run out. Thank you, Calm Your Tits, for turning hot flashes into hilarious memories instead of minor catastrophes. #CalmYourTits #HotFlashHero #SpritzAndChill #CascadiaRootsMagic #CrunchyMamas
